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Dear Dee Advises About Life After Jesuit

Dear Dee, What will life be like after Jesuit? - Curious George Dear Curious George, Life will be different, interesting, weird, exciting, uncomfortable and amazing. It...

Dear Dee Contemplates Love

Dear Dee, How do I know if I’m in love? - Lost Louie Dear Lost Louie, Love. Just think about that word for a minute. Ignore what you...

Dear Dee Waxes About the Perfect Lunch

Dear Dee, So many choices at the Jesuit cafe?  What's a hungry boy to choose? Hungry Hugo Dear Hungry Hugo, Lunch? You wish to know my thoughts on...

Donica Gives Friday Night Advice

Dear Donica, What should I do on Friday nights? --a President Nonplused   Dear "President Nonplused," I was planning to begin by saying that Friday night is arguably the...

Dear Dee Provides Fashion Advice to Struggling Jesuit Student

"Dear Dee, What should I wear to Snowball? And also, do you have any winter male fashion suggestions?" -Fashion Challenged   Dear “Fashion Challenged," I want to begin by...

Ask “Dee”–The Roundup’s First Advice Column!

“Dear Dee, I’m having girl problems. I like this girl a lot but don’t know how to ask her out. What do I do? Desperate Dave” Dear...

Will’s World View–City of Dallas Aerial Sprays over Jesuit Calm Senioritus Breakout

On September 5th, the city of Dallas had aerial sprays over the Jesuit Dallas campus in an attempt to calm the recent senioritus breakout. Jesuit...

Comedy Corner with Will Wood

Nervous, sun-streaked crowds of incoming Jesuit students marked the hallways this week as the new year kicked off. The usually exciting first day took...

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A Season in Review: Jesuit Competitive Shooting

Once again, the Jesuit Dallas Competitive Shooting Team took aim for success. The team has proven that precision, discipline,...

There’s a New Doc on the Block – An Interview with Jesuit’s latest EdD Recipient: Dr. Brian Goll

Recently, Jesuit’s own Mr. Brian Goll became the next doctor to join Jesuit’s growing roster. Dr. Goll has been...

Escaping the Blistering Dallas Heat – Some Amazing Summertime Adventures

The Summer Situation With summer right around the corner and school getting out, we will all have a ton of...

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A Farewell Delight: Apple Pie

Is there anything more American than a fresh slice...