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Humor/Satire

Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

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Durham Discovers Dynamic Dancing for Snowball Success

Pierce Durham ’14 -
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Homecoming and the Art of the Request

Homecoming is almost upon us, and it’s time to scramble and find a homecoming date. Now the first step in asking someone to homecoming is...
Drew Curran '15 -
Humor/Satire

Drewing Conclusions–Levity for a Serious World

Onsie upon a time…   I guess the first thing I should do is introduce myself.  I’m Drew, I’m a sophomore, I’m in band and robotics,...
Drew Curran '15 -
Humor/Satire

Dear Dee Final Submission

Dear Everyone, Dee here with one last advice column. There is no specific question or topic I will be covering with this one, and if...
Eric Donica '13 -
Humor/Satire

Dear Dee Reflects on Final College Selections

“Dear Dee, I have been accepted to five colleges. How do I now choose which one? - Ken, Len, or Glenn, the Undecided”   Dear Ken, Len, or...
Eric Donica '13 -
Humor/Satire

Dear Dee Advises About Life After Jesuit

Dear Dee, What will life be like after Jesuit? - Curious George Dear Curious George, Life will be different, interesting, weird, exciting, uncomfortable and amazing. It...
Eric Donica '13 -
Humor/Satire

Dear Dee Contemplates Love

Dear Dee, How do I know if I’m in love? - Lost Louie Dear Lost Louie, Love. Just think about that word for a minute. Ignore what you...
Eric Donica '13 -
Humor/Satire

Dear Dee Waxes About the Perfect Lunch

Dear Dee, So many choices at the Jesuit cafe?  What's a hungry boy to choose? Hungry Hugo Dear Hungry Hugo, Lunch? You wish to know my thoughts on...
Eric Donica '13 -
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