Humor/Satire

4 REASONS TO CANCEL SOPHOCLES NOW!

OPINION - Jesuit Dallas shouldn't read Sophocles' plays, and instead should begin the progressive movement to cancel this sexist and bigoted writer. Now, I...

Band Is The Best Sport: Why Other Sports Are Inferior

To say band is “just kids playing instruments” is to say that football is merely a pastime involving leather balls, or that hockey is...

Virginia Elections– No Respect for Dead Voters

RICHMOND, VA - Voting suppression has never been higher due to oppressive Republicans. This discrimination became clear in Virginia when not a single cemetery...

Recent Survey: 83% of students have not eaten in 3 weeks – busy doing homework

Over time, Jesuit students have had incredible academic success. This success arrived when students learned to prioritize scholastic worth over literally anything else. It...

Types of People on Online Calls

While 2020 hasn't been a great year for humanity, it has been great for meme-makers. The memes and group chats have become top-tier distractions...

Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?

Ted Cruz: Your Senator, A Murderer!? It’s an early morning, snow blanketing the ground outside of the Calgary hospital. A seemingly innocent child is brought...

The One, The Only, Dion Sign

If you went to the football game last Friday, you might have noticed an interesting face in the student section. What was peculiar was...

All Hail The College Board

(Disclaimer: This is satire) After nine months of arduous labor, that special week once again approaches us. Finals week. The word final comes the Latin...

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A Season in Review: Jesuit Competitive Shooting

Once again, the Jesuit Dallas Competitive Shooting Team took aim for success. The team has proven that precision, discipline,...

There’s a New Doc on the Block – An Interview with Jesuit’s latest EdD Recipient: Dr. Brian Goll

Recently, Jesuit’s own Mr. Brian Goll became the next doctor to join Jesuit’s growing roster. Dr. Goll has been...

Escaping the Blistering Dallas Heat – Some Amazing Summertime Adventures

The Summer Situation With summer right around the corner and school getting out, we will all have a ton of...

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A Farewell Delight: Apple Pie

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