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Forever Red, Harvest Hill We Dread

Harvest Hill Traffic Light Harvests Hell on Earth Abstract It’s three minutes before the 8:50 a.m. bell rings for the first class – or just three...

In Defense of McDonald’s

On April 15th, 1955, the world became a better place. For 67 years, McDonald's has been producing some pretty great food, but it gets...

It’s Time We Help The Rich!

Class tensions have always been at the forefront of controversy in American politics throughout American history. It has been a centuries-long battle between rich...

A Modest Proposal for Chevron

As gas prices skyrocket, the mere dollar bill won’t cut it. So here's a "Modest Proposal" for the oil companies.  Chevron, who recently partnered...

Russians Unveil New Technical Strategy– STAIRS

As the war between Russia and Ukraine grows more violent every day, both Putin and Zelenskyy fear for their lives. And according to recent...

4 REASONS TO CANCEL SOPHOCLES NOW!

OPINION - Jesuit Dallas shouldn't read Sophocles' plays, and instead should begin the progressive movement to cancel this sexist and bigoted writer. Now, I...

Band Is The Best Sport: Why Other Sports Are Inferior

To say band is “just kids playing instruments” is to say that football is merely a pastime involving leather balls, or that hockey is...

Virginia Elections– No Respect for Dead Voters

RICHMOND, VA - Voting suppression has never been higher due to oppressive Republicans. This discrimination became clear in Virginia when not a single cemetery...

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