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AOTW #11: Michaelem Degeletian

Dr. Michael Degen (Michaelem Degeletianus) remains a legend amongst the Jesuit Dallas academic ecosystem. Located in the vibrant environment of the English Commons, Dr....

The NBA is Comically Unwatchable

The modern NBA has turned into a glorified three-point contest, where centers camp out at the arc, layups are for cowards, and every possession...

Taco Bell: Succulent Sustenance Fit for Gods

As a precursor to Nicholas Christon '24 and I's all-encompassing Fast Food Tier List (work in progress) I sought the origin of easily the...

TAMU and Chat GPT: An Analysis of AI Writing

As the world turns to AI for answers, the students of our generation lose their writing ability, choosing a robot over their own thoughts....

Mr. Berry’s Bow Ties: A Week in Review

  Introduction Since everybody knows that Mr. Berry has the most delectable neckwear on campus, I've decided to take up the wondrous task of reviewing his...

The Indomitable Human Spirit

The indomitable human spirit is the enduring, unyielding, and resolute aspect of humanity that allows us to persevere through adversity. It is the unbreakable...

The Ocean is a Soup

In all of my realizations, none have been so profound as this. Some might even call it the most groundbreaking assertion ever. This revolutionary...

Jesuit Debate Had a Blast Hosting First in-Person Debate Tournament Since 2020

Last week, Jesuit Debate hosted its first in-person debate tournament at the local level since 2020. Over 200 competitors from 15 local area schools competed...

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