Saturday, February 22, 2025

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Humor/Satire

Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

To truly understand Valentine's Day and its movement toward the shallow existence it holds today, one must understand its roots. So this article begins...
Intro Picture this: You are finding your groove while editing your video. You are struggling to piece together your film or video, but now you...
The Cowboys suffered a brutal loss to the Washington Commanders on Sunday, losing an embarrassing 26-6. After this game, I do not see how...
One dark and stormy night, Mr. Goll noticed a leak in the roof, damaging a painting. In an act of bravery and honor, he...
Hell has happily tortured damned souls for the last several thousand years below the Earth's surface. But Director of Operations, Satan, has found a...
Harvest Hill Traffic Light Harvests Hell on Earth Abstract It’s three minutes before the 8:50 a.m. bell rings for the first class – or just three...
On April 15th, 1955, the world became a better place. For 67 years, McDonald's has been producing some pretty great food, but it gets...
Class tensions have always been at the forefront of controversy in American politics throughout American history. It has been a centuries-long battle between rich...

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