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Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

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Sigh…The Cowboys fall to the Commanders in a disappointing Week 18

The Cowboys suffered a brutal loss to the Washington Commanders on Sunday, losing an embarrassing 26-6. After this game, I do not see how...
Austin Keith '24 -
Faculty & Staff

An Art Hero Walks Among Us

One dark and stormy night, Mr. Goll noticed a leak in the roof, damaging a painting. In an act of bravery and honor, he...
Nick Morris '23 -
Humor/Satire

Satan Relocates Hell to California

Hell has happily tortured damned souls for the last several thousand years below the Earth's surface. But Director of Operations, Satan, has found a...
Nick Morris '23 -
Humor/Satire

Forever Red, Harvest Hill We Dread

Harvest Hill Traffic Light Harvests Hell on Earth Abstract It’s three minutes before the 8:50 a.m. bell rings for the first class – or just three...
Samuel Parker '22 -
Culture

In Defense of McDonald’s

On April 15th, 1955, the world became a better place. For 67 years, McDonald's has been producing some pretty great food, but it gets...
Nick Morris '23 -
Humor/Satire

It’s Time We Help The Rich!

Class tensions have always been at the forefront of controversy in American politics throughout American history. It has been a centuries-long battle between rich...
Nick Morris '23 -
Humor/Satire

A Modest Proposal for Chevron

As gas prices skyrocket, the mere dollar bill won’t cut it. So here's a "Modest Proposal" for the oil companies.  Chevron, who recently partnered...
Nick Morris '23 -
Humor/Satire

Russians Unveil New Technical Strategy– STAIRS

As the war between Russia and Ukraine grows more violent every day, both Putin and Zelenskyy fear for their lives. And according to recent...
Nick Morris '23 -
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