Introduction
Since everybody knows that Mr. Berry has the most delectable neckwear on campus, I've decided to take up the wondrous task of reviewing his ties from Monday October 9, 2023 to Friday October 13, 2023. This is my collection of thoughts on this glorious matter.
Monday
Starting off very exquisite with a nicely formatted floral tie, I’m sure this bow tie...
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The Origins of Valentine's Day
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