Humor/Satire

Who would win in a fight, 100 guys or a gorilla?

This has been one of the most thought-provoking questions plaguing our society recently- which would win, humans' desire for glory or, rather, mother nature?...

How to Lose a Debate, Featuring Donald J. Trump

It's come to my attention that many readers of The Roundup have a deep desire: to lose a debate in as avoidably a fashion...

AOTW #11: Michaelem Degeletian

Dr. Michael Degen (Michaelem Degeletianus) remains a legend amongst the Jesuit Dallas academic ecosystem. Located in the vibrant environment of the English Commons, Dr....

The NBA is Comically Unwatchable

The modern NBA has turned into a glorified three-point contest, where centers camp out at the arc, layups are for cowards, and every possession...

Taco Bell: Succulent Sustenance Fit for Gods

As a precursor to Nicholas Christon '24 and I's all-encompassing Fast Food Tier List (work in progress) I sought the origin of easily the...

TAMU and Chat GPT: An Analysis of AI Writing

As the world turns to AI for answers, the students of our generation lose their writing ability, choosing a robot over their own thoughts....

Mr. Berry’s Bow Ties: A Week in Review

  Introduction Since everybody knows that Mr. Berry has the most delectable neckwear on campus, I've decided to take up the wondrous task of reviewing his...

The Indomitable Human Spirit

The indomitable human spirit is the enduring, unyielding, and resolute aspect of humanity that allows us to persevere through adversity. It is the unbreakable...

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