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Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

Humor/Satire

A Utilitarian Perspective on NBA Teams Tanking

As I and other studious Juniors study the complex topic of ethics in our Sacraments Morality and Justice course (thank you Mr. Ellis), we...
Owen Maynor '27, Associate Editor -
Humor/Satire

Brave ICE Agents Heroically Sink Ship Carrying “Illegal Alien” Titanic Survivors

In an incredible operation that saw ICE agents successfully harness time travel to defend the nation from illegal aliens, the British ocean liner "Carpathia",...
Ismael Hussain '26, Associate Editor -
Humor/Satire

The Horrors of the Fantasy Football Punishment

With the ending of the fantasy football season, I think this is the perfect time to take a moment and reflect on the end...
Adam Jackson '28 -
Campus Life

The Origin of 67

Over the past decade, the rise and fall of numerical jokes has become a defining feature of meme culture. From the original comedic icons...
Kevin Nazareth '26 -
Advice

Do’s and Don’ts: A Guide to Thanksgiving Break

With Thanksgiving break around the corner, I wanted to provide a list of Dos and Don’ts for you and your family to follow to...
Luke Nettune '26 -
Culture

The Case to Criminalize Christmas Music in November

In my many years of life (a whole eighteen years), I’ve noticed a growing evil pervading society. Each year this evil creeps in through...
Luke Nettune '26 -
Humor/Satire

Who would win in a fight, 100 guys or a gorilla?

This has been one of the most thought-provoking questions plaguing our society recently- which would win, humans' desire for glory or, rather, mother nature?...
Kevin Nazareth '26 -
Campus News

How to Lose a Debate, Featuring Donald J. Trump

It's come to my attention that many readers of The Roundup have a deep desire: to lose a debate in as avoidably a fashion...
Zachary Ingham '26, Editor-in-Chief -
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