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Who would win in a fight, 100 guys or a gorilla?

This has been one of the most thought-provoking questions plaguing our society recently- which would win, humans' desire for glory or, rather, mother nature?...

Premier League Preview

Yep! It's that time again. That time when your favorite teams go head-to-head against each other every weekend battling for the title; that time...

How to Lose a Debate, Featuring Donald J. Trump

It's come to my attention that many readers of The Roundup have a deep desire: to lose a debate in as avoidably a fashion...

AOTW #11: Michaelem Degeletian

Dr. Michael Degen (Michaelem Degeletianus) remains a legend amongst the Jesuit Dallas academic ecosystem. Located in the vibrant environment of the English Commons, Dr....

The NBA is Comically Unwatchable

The modern NBA has turned into a glorified three-point contest, where centers camp out at the arc, layups are for cowards, and every possession...

Taco Bell: Succulent Sustenance Fit for Gods

As a precursor to Nicholas Christon '24 and I's all-encompassing Fast Food Tier List (work in progress) I sought the origin of easily the...

TAMU and Chat GPT: An Analysis of AI Writing

As the world turns to AI for answers, the students of our generation lose their writing ability, choosing a robot over their own thoughts....

Mr. Berry’s Bow Ties: A Week in Review

  Introduction Since everybody knows that Mr. Berry has the most delectable neckwear on campus, I've decided to take up the wondrous task of reviewing his...

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A Season in Review: Jesuit Competitive Shooting

Once again, the Jesuit Dallas Competitive Shooting Team took aim for success. The team has proven that precision, discipline,...

There’s a New Doc on the Block – An Interview with Jesuit’s latest EdD Recipient: Dr. Brian Goll

Recently, Jesuit’s own Mr. Brian Goll became the next doctor to join Jesuit’s growing roster. Dr. Goll has been...

Escaping the Blistering Dallas Heat – Some Amazing Summertime Adventures

The Summer Situation With summer right around the corner and school getting out, we will all have a ton of...

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A Farewell Delight: Apple Pie

Is there anything more American than a fresh slice...