Friday, February 21, 2025

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Humor/Satire

Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

As the world turns to AI for answers, the students of our generation lose their writing ability, choosing a robot over their own thoughts....
  Introduction Since everybody knows that Mr. Berry has the most delectable neckwear on campus, I've decided to take up the wondrous task of reviewing his...
The indomitable human spirit is the enduring, unyielding, and resolute aspect of humanity that allows us to persevere through adversity. It is the unbreakable...
In all of my realizations, none have been so profound as this. Some might even call it the most groundbreaking assertion ever. This revolutionary...
Last week, Jesuit Debate hosted its first in-person debate tournament at the local level since 2020. Over 200 competitors from 15 local area schools competed...
After several failures of literary and journalistic merit arising from associate editors and freshmen staff writers, his most holy, exultant, blessed, and glorious Dr....
In spite of Ronaldo's recent achievements in Saudi Arabia, many, many soccer fans across the globe have concluded that Ronaldo is worse than Messi....
Like the ominous clouds lingering on the distant horizon, evil's echos tremble in every fold of fabric in the days of our lives. Every...

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