Tag:satire

Advice

Do’s and Don’ts: A Guide to Thanksgiving Break

With Thanksgiving break around the corner, I wanted to provide a list of Dos and Don’ts for you and your family to follow to...

Luke Nettune '26 - November 25, 2025

Culture

The Case to Criminalize Christmas Music in November

In my many years of life (a whole eighteen years), I’ve noticed a growing evil pervading society. Each year this evil creeps in through...

Luke Nettune '26 - November 19, 2025

Humor/Satire

Recent Survey: 83% of students have not eaten in 3 weeks – busy doing homework

Over time, Jesuit students have had incredible academic success. This success arrived when students learned to prioritize scholastic worth over literally anything else. It...

Nick Morris '23 - November 8, 2021

Campus Life

Why I Switched to the Dark Side

Apple's reign as America's most popular cell phone manufacturer has gone unchallenged for too long! Two years ago, I decided I could no longer live...

Reed Zimmermann '19, Managing Editor - September 5, 2017