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Recent Survey: 83% of students have not eaten in 3 weeks – busy doing homework

Humor/Satire Nick Morris '23 -
Over time, Jesuit students have had incredible academic success. This success arrived when students learned to prioritize scholastic worth over literally anything else. It...
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Why I Switched to the Dark Side

Humor/Satire Reed Zimmermann '19, Managing Editor -
Apple's reign as America's most popular cell phone manufacturer has gone unchallenged for too long! Two years ago, I decided I could no longer live...
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