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Donica Gives Friday Night Advice

Dear Donica, What should I do on Friday nights? --a President Nonplused   Dear "President Nonplused," I was planning to begin by saying that Friday night is arguably the...

Dear Dee Provides Fashion Advice to Struggling Jesuit Student

"Dear Dee, What should I wear to Snowball? And also, do you have any winter male fashion suggestions?" -Fashion Challenged   Dear “Fashion Challenged," I want to begin by...

Ask “Dee”–The Roundup’s First Advice Column!

“Dear Dee, I’m having girl problems. I like this girl a lot but don’t know how to ask her out. What do I do? Desperate Dave” Dear...

Will’s World View–City of Dallas Aerial Sprays over Jesuit Calm Senioritus Breakout

On September 5th, the city of Dallas had aerial sprays over the Jesuit Dallas campus in an attempt to calm the recent senioritus breakout. Jesuit...

Comedy Corner with Will Wood

Nervous, sun-streaked crowds of incoming Jesuit students marked the hallways this week as the new year kicked off. The usually exciting first day took...

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Jesuit Baseball Begins Season With Weatherford Invitational

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Six More Athletes Join a Class of 14 College Signees

On Thursday, February 5, Jesuit Athletics participated in its...

2026 Texas Democratic Senate Primary Preview

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