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Nick Morris '23

Humor/Satire

This isn’t funny

Like the ominous clouds lingering on the distant horizon, evil's echos tremble in every fold of fabric in the days of our lives. Every...
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Campus Life

An Art Hero Walks Among Us

One dark and stormy night, Mr. Goll noticed a leak in the roof, damaging a painting. In an act of bravery and honor, he...
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Campus News

Wrestling Returns This Winter | An Interview with Coach Menard

Every year in November (except when Covid ruins everything), wrestling season begins its five-month season of excitement, pain, and victory. This year, the Jesuit...
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Feature

Satan Relocates Hell to California

Hell has happily tortured damned souls for the last several thousand years below the Earth's surface. But Director of Operations, Satan, has found a...
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Culture

In Defense of McDonald’s

On April 15th, 1955, the world became a better place. For 67 years, McDonald's has been producing some pretty great food, but it gets...
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Feature

It’s Time We Help The Rich!

Class tensions have always been at the forefront of controversy in American politics throughout American history. It has been a centuries-long battle between rich...
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Feature

A Modest Proposal for Chevron

As gas prices skyrocket, the mere dollar bill won’t cut it. So here's a "Modest Proposal" for the oil companies.  Chevron, who recently partnered...
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Humor/Satire

Russians Unveil New Technical Strategy– STAIRS

As the war between Russia and Ukraine grows more violent every day, both Putin and Zelenskyy fear for their lives. And according to recent...
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After a brief period of scrimmages to start the 2026 baseball season for Jesuit, the team traveled to Weatherford, Aledo, and Midlothian, Texas to...
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The Supreme Court Rebukes Donald Trump’s Tariffs

And so, we come to a final adjudication: Donald Trump's sweeping tariffs are unconstitutional. The Supreme Court justices ruled in a 6-3 vote that...
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Politics

2026 Texas Democratic Senate Primary Preview

The 2026 Midterm Elections are shaping up to be a blowout against the Republican Party. In the 2025 November Special Elections, the Democrats swept...
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