Articles Tagged with: satire

Ready Yourselves for the 2026 Expository Bowl

Image Credit: Sebastian Suwanda Coming soon, on Monday the 13th of April, is the greatest sporting event of the century. A showdown of cosmic proportions between titans of athleticism and intellect. It is, in essence, a battle of the gods....

Reviewing “Don’t Look Up”

Don’t Look Up takes place in the 21st century, in the very near future. The movie mostly takes place in Boston, New York City, and Washington DC. The movie is in a very similar universe to ours, with some...

Do’s and Don’ts: A Guide to Thanksgiving Break

With Thanksgiving break around the corner, I wanted to provide a list of Dos and Don’ts for you and your family to follow to have the most peaceful and restorative break. Thanksgiving Do's and Don'ts When talking with your extended family...

The Case to Criminalize Christmas Music in November

In my many years of life (a whole eighteen years), I’ve noticed a growing evil pervading society. Each year this evil creeps in through the cracks, solidifying itself in American culture to the point where – dare I say...

Recent Survey: 83% of students have not eaten in 3 weeks – busy doing homework

Over time, Jesuit students have had incredible academic success. This success arrived when students learned to prioritize scholastic worth over literally anything else. It has taught students a fundamental principle: school is the only thing that matters; if you...

Why I Switched to the Dark Side

Apple's reign as America's most popular cell phone manufacturer has gone unchallenged for too long! Two years ago, I decided I could no longer live the mainstream life. Two years ago, I made the dramatic leap from the iPhone 5C to...