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Humorous or Satirical Student Views, Opinions, and Commentary

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2014 Christmas Gift Guide

Are you looking for the perfect gift for a family member or friend this Christmas? Do you have a secret Santa for whom you...
Joseph Duebner '16 -
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Valedictorian Grant Uy A Grammatical Hoax, Horror Runs Through the English Department

"Grant Uy's reign of terror has finally come to an end," commented senior counselor Mr. Oglesby, referencing the shocking scandal that has begun to...
Grant Uy '14 -
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Christmas Girlfriend No-Nos

Well, it’s that time of year, and if you have a girlfriend and for some reason have decided to look to me for advice...
Drew Curran '15 -
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Durham Discovers Dynamic Dancing for Snowball Success

Pierce Durham ’14 -
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Homecoming and the Art of the Request

Homecoming is almost upon us, and it’s time to scramble and find a homecoming date. Now the first step in asking someone to homecoming is...
Drew Curran '15 -
Humor/Satire

Drewing Conclusions–Levity for a Serious World

Onsie upon a time…   I guess the first thing I should do is introduce myself.  I’m Drew, I’m a sophomore, I’m in band and robotics,...
Drew Curran '15 -
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Dear Dee Final Submission

Dear Everyone, Dee here with one last advice column. There is no specific question or topic I will be covering with this one, and if...
Eric Donica '13 -
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Dear Dee Reflects on Final College Selections

“Dear Dee, I have been accepted to five colleges. How do I now choose which one? - Ken, Len, or Glenn, the Undecided”   Dear Ken, Len, or...
Eric Donica '13 -
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