Zachary Ingham '26, Associate Editor

Kamala Harris is often presented as a fresh new face, a young representative of a new generation in the Democratic Party. But the truth is disappointing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not happy about the alternative, about the prospect of an erratic 78-year old child running the country. But putting aside the abundant shenanigans of her opponent, Kamala Harris is...

On October 30, The Roundup's editorial staff conducted opinion polling on the student body's preferences for presidential candidates, Texan senators, and, of course, Halloween candy. The results are now in, and the votes all tallied, so let's take a look. As a note, not all values will add to 100 due to rounding. Presidential Polling Here, students were given 4 choices: Donald...

It's come to my attention that many readers of The Roundup have a deep desire: to lose a debate in as avoidably a fashion as possible. So, I thought I would write a bullet-point guide to losing completely winnable arguments using the best template I know of: Donald "J for Jenious" Trump. Pre-Debate Preparation Success in any field requires many days...

Welcome back, one and all, to another great year at Jesuit. While I hope your summer was a relaxing one, it has been far from calm across the world. Both at home and abroad, the summer season has been... eventful. Here, we'll look first at the world stage and then the domestic U.S. political scene. Foreign Events Ukraine's war effort is...

So, we have yet another election between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Most Americans hate this fact. They hate that they have to choose between a man unable to use a staircase or talk, and a man who doesn't seem to understand what the words "overthrowing the government is bad" means. How'd we get here? I'll clue you in,...

Welcome to the last article in my quest to turn The Roundup into Israeli state media. We've covered around 100 years of history to some extent or another by now. But this article was always meant to be the ultimate one of the series, and all the previous ones were really meant to lay a foundation for this article....

Welcome back to this especially happy topic. Where we left off, Israel had just defeated yet another Arab invasion and had just wrapped up the last of its conventional wars. However, if that meant the people of Israel could rest easy I wouldn't be writing this series. Instead, the 50 years since Israel's last conventional war have been plagued...

The week of March 10, the Jesuit Varsity Debate Team embarked on one of the most important tournaments they participate in. They put up an impressive performance in the 2024 Texas Forensic Association State Tournament and made Jesuit proud. The 88-team Houston-based event saw three teams of ours qualify, ending solidly and with an optimistic outlook from the Jesuit...