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Ismael Hussain '26, Associate Editor

Brave ICE Agents Heroically Sink Ship Carrying “Illegal Alien” Titanic Survivors

In an incredible operation that saw ICE agents successfully harness time travel to defend the nation from illegal aliens, the British ocean liner "Carpathia", which was transporting over seven-hundred illegal undocumented aliens to the United States was bravely sunk while passing the Nantucket lightship with all hands lost. According to...

The Trump-Class Battleship: The 21st Century’s Greatest Naval Blunder

On December 22nd of 2025, the Trump Administration announced for the first time since World War II, a new battleship class for the United States Navy, dubbed the "Trump-class battleship." It has been proclaimed that this will be "an unambiguous statement of American commitment to maritime superiority with capability...

“The Worst of the Worst”

As ICE activity has surged in Minneapolis following the killing of Renee Nicole Good, the DHS has spoken highly about ICE primarily arresting "the worst of the worst." This phrase, "The worst of the worst," has been frequently repeated by the DHS, with a statement on their website last...

Truths on Illegal Immigration

Immigration has always proven to be a polarizing topic in the US, from the nativist "Know-Nothing" party of the 1850s which opposed Catholic immigrants to the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 which halted virtually all Chinese people from immigrating to the US and the Immigration Act of 1924 which...

Welthaupstadt: The Nazis’ Architectural Dreams

It is no secret that Adolf Hitler had great, megalomaniacal plans for Germany after the long sought-after victory in World War II. While his plan for reconstructing Berlin and turning it into the new military and cultural capital of the world is well known, less talked about are the...

China in 2025: Do Nothing. Win.

Since President Trump began his second administration, you have probably seen a rather viral internet meme showing Chinese president Xi Jinping as a "chad", with the title "Do nothing, win." The meme implies that China has essentially won the modern Cold War against the United States, despite not having...

Debunking PragerU: The British Empire

The Prager University Foundation, or 'PragerU' is a nonprofit conservative advocacy group that seeks to promote conservative viewpoints, particularly to younger individuals who may be in school. It was founded in 2009 by Dennis Prager, a prominent Jewish political writer and talk show host. Although ironically, despite their name,...

Ethnic Cleansing, Not “Relocation”

For decades upon decades, many have used the term "Ethnic cleansing" to describe Israeli actions in Palestine. For decades upon decades, it has been a subject of great debate. Now, it appears that it is true, the plan for Gaza proposed by Donald J. Trump is ethnic cleansing, and...

The Consequences of Oil Drilling in the Arctic

If there is one thing that President Trump has made rather clear in the buildup to his inauguration, it is that he is the opposite of an environmentalist. He has frequently promoted oil drilling, criticized the development of renewable energy, and has even gone as far as to endorse...