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Blake Woodard '22, Editor-in-Chief

In my free time I like to watch movies and play tennis. I play for Jesuit’s tennis team, and like writing for The Roundup.

How Top Gun: Maverick Basically Works as a Metaphor for a Farewell Address

(SPOILERS FOR TOP GUN (1986)) Every year, the Editor-in-Chief of The Roundup writes a final farewell piece that entails his experiences with the newspaper. Top...

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For those of you who discovered these pieces at our banquet, or if you're discovering these by browsing through our sight, we'd like to...

Jesuit Students Serving as Faculty in New Program

"GET A JOB!" This expression, said by everyone from politicians, to disappointed parents, to disgruntled English teachers, has really cemented itself into American culture....

A Stunning Defeat–Newspaper Staff Emerges Victorious in 2022 Expository Bowl

Every year when the Expository Bowl comes around, students scoff at the prospects of the blessed Roundup writers beating the varsity football team. "You've...

STUCO Elections are Up and Coming!

With student body president and vice president elections right around the corner, read up on each candidates stance to make an informed decision this...

What’s There to Know About the Freshmen Class STUCO Candidates?

Every year Jesuit freshmen struggle to decide who they want to represent the values of their class. With so many students just meeting their...

Dune Part One: a Response to Mediocre Blockbusters

After the delays from the pandemic, Denis Villeneuve has finally been able to put Frank Herbert's science fiction classic on the big screen, or...

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A Farewell Delight: Apple Pie

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