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Authors Articles by Matthew Toker '24

Matthew Toker '24

Matthew Toker '24
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  “What do you call a starving hippo in Budapest? A hungry Hungary hippo.” Hippo-verview Hippos, often regarded as lumbering giants of the African waterways, hide a surprising blend of power and vulnerability beneath their massive frames. These herbivorous mammals, with their barrel-shaped bodies and disproportionately large mouths, are responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal. Paradoxically,...
                              An anteater walks into a bar, and the bartender says “why the long face?” the anteater says “i was born with it.” What is an Anteater: The anteater is a unique mammal known for its long, tubular snout and thin but long tongue, which it uses...

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